Kurtistown Cafe

Kurtistown Cafe 9-23-21

Kurtistown Cafe 9-23-21, two bites in



Ok foolio this is the Kurtistown Cafe's

Regular Loco Moco

This joint was bought on 9-12-2021, 9-23-2021



$9.99

Overall very solid! This is a fuckin great deal.


Burger Patty - 2 smaller patties, not meat loafey, tastier + denser than most, menu says grass fed beef, has a crisp almost overcooked crust on edges, borderline dry, inside seems to like to absorb gravy

Gravy - Brown gravy, very brown, almost enough of it, gravy was almost wearing thin towards the end


check the TONGUE INFO to understand the way my tastebuds communicate


White Rice - it's legit, standard variety

Packaging - recycled plastic? divided container, slight gravy spillage (got some gravy on my shorts, my fault) - double cross rubber band. loose black fork

Mac Salad - no too mayonaissey, has a touch of green flake flavor (parsley?), tennisball sized scoop, cool and moist not dry

Environment - next to 7-11 and gas pumps, worker dude is cool


Portion - You are not hungry after this, it fills the plate up but not overflows

Quickness - about 15-20 minutes


Notes - You can smash/scarf this one down in a couple minutes or savor it. The Mandoos are straight here too. I did not break my black plastic fork when forcibly consuming this loco.



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HC 2 Box 5670,
Kea'au, Hawaii, 96749




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