Welcome to the Local Loco Moco Reviewer!

What up you bland food eatin cheese weasel! On the Big Island of Hawaii, the Loco Moco is a worthy opponent.

At Local Loco Moco Reviewer I regularly seek out and attack, bonk and outsmart the individual Loco Mocos to be found on the island.

As I go eat em, I'll update this info with dates so you know how recent it is.

This means real time updates and real user reviews from me, a guy on the island. Nothing else homie.


If the gravy gets creamier or they switch the rice, you'll know about it here.


(This shit is completely based on my personal preference and opinion of course)
check the TONGUE INFO to understand the way my tastebuds communicate


The reason I do this is to feed my loco moco habit

OH COME ON BABY ITS ME, GIMME THE STUFF

I keep this site ad free in the hopes you will help me and my family consume loco mocos. I am purely motivated by loco mocos. See how:

MAIL me a DOLLAR!
a drawing or note is always appreciated!
works from mainland- same cost of one stamp!
(every dollar will be used to purchase more loco mocos)

MAIL your pink 'loco moco' punch card (Cafe 100)
ask for a loco moco punch card when you order, get one punch and send it to me!
(staple it to a postcard if ya want)
(every punch card will be used to purchase more loco mocos)

LOCO JAKE
HC 2 Box 5670,
Kea'au, Hawaii, 96749

PAY it FORWARD
Buy me one at the store!
Speak firmly to the cashier, "LEMME BUY ONE FOR LOCO JAKE!!"
they will let me know

I set this up ahead of time with the different restaurants. I have an addiction man.

E-MAIL ME and set-up a loco moco consuming session

sharkfinsoupmakeyourpenissmall@gmail.com

There is purposely no ways to send $ digitally or electronologically. I only deal in loco mocos. I normally prefer to start my day by checking my mailbox then fuckin sprinting out into the world, attacking loco mocos with mouth and nunchuks!

REVIEWS

Kurtistown Cafe


Hiro's Place


Hilo Hospital *BONUS*

More reviews added soon!




If you cooked one of the loco mocos I've reviewed and I got it wrong, LET ME KNOW, I'll be back!

I also am an avid home loco moco chef and am always perfecting my recipe and technique,

SEE MY *soon to be created* RECIPE

send your iteration and/or recipe advice to

sharkfinsoupmakeyourpenissmall@gmail.com

Of course I am down to try any homemade loco moco recipe that YOU, YOURSELF cooked! Is it fuckin scrumptious?!

YEA COOK ME ONE!

If that shit is not good, I'll be nice about it. If it's excellent, I may have to tell the world about its glory.



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(every sponsor will be used to consume more loco mocos)

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